我部iPhone 3G都2年喇,個wifi仲要喺啱啱過保養期之後死咗!有時交電話費都几金!我等呀等呀等呀等呀終於等到iPhone4出。但係佢又爆鑊勁!我唔係講foxconn單嘢喎,我諗而家都冇人會記得foxconn第十几跳㗎喇!就好似你記唔記得你上個月嘅8號lunch食乜?講起foxconn,我又記得我idol-DR. SINGSHIT,佢喺twitter講過,「一日富士康單嘢未搞清楚,係唔會買iPad住。」我聽到之後覺得人世間又充滿希望同喜悅!因為世界上仲有咁正義嘅人同事。但係我心頭嘅一陣暖就好似男人嘅高潮咁一閃即逝。因為,我見唔到佢有乜嘢行動去進一步表示對foxconn嘅不滿,例如「話」已經將佢部Macbook由28樓掉咗落街,又或者「話」將佢部iPhone3GS掉咗入blender搞爛。講吓啫,唔洗負責任㗎喎。但係佢都係冇咁講過。我好失望。但係Dr. Singshit而家block咗我,我以後都睇唔到,感受唔到佢嗰種點到即止嘅正義感。我仲失望!
又叉咗去大西洋,講番iPhone先,點解會咁㗎!!!點解會爆鑊㗎?我真係想知道Apple上上下下咁多人,真係會冇人會見到嗰2條隙縫,真係會冇人想用手指搞吓佢?我打完呢個blog post之後我會send我個resume去apple,仲會將我嘅hobby用36pt size置頂, bold再underline,我嘅hobby係:playing with cracks, like to poke them, stroke them, with my fingers and anything else. 我諗我一定會入到Apple做喇!!!我仲會順便講吓我嘅crisis management,點樣去應付佢地呢次嘅危机。 iPhone 4 fail,原因好簡單!咪又係改鬼壞咗個名囉。44聲! 我話:我會學4叔咁,冇88層都叫頂樓88樓。 做生意一定要講意頭!
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing you…
仲唔發!
我寫我份resume喇!